Let Me Be the Cantor in Your Temple: This song is just a refrain of the lyric “let me be the cantor in your temple” for a minute and a half. Here’s our unofficial official rankings of the Hanukkah comedy album you won’t be able to stop listening to this Kislev (yes, that is the Hebrew month Hanukkah falls in. (If you’re craving more Hanukkah music after you listen, go check out Alma’s very own Hanukkah playlist on Spotify.) And! The whole album is only 18 minutes long.

The album plays with anti-Semitic tropes about Jews controlling the world, and treads through familiar Jewish topics such as the Holocaust, Barbra Streisand, Schindler’s List, playing basketball at your local JCC, and foreskins - all in fresh and hilarious ways. It is filled with tunes that you could expect to hear on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, except 10 times more Jewy and a bajillion times more explicit. But: did you know the 2013 Hanukkah comedy album masterpiece, Suck, It Christmas!!!, exists? And not only does it exist, but was written by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songwriters Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Dan Gregor? No? Let us tell you… And maybe one good Hanukkah song (Adam Sandler, we see you, even though you’re kind of creepy these days).

There’s “Joy to the World”, “Deck the Halls,” “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” etc….

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